That mouse
\nYou know, that mouse
\nThat piqued your interest
\nBy putting you up on a chair
\nThat time you were screaming
\nYeah, that mouse.<\/p>\n
Well, the cats
\nHad some fun last night as
\nWell as exercise for the mouse
\nIn and around the clothes dryer as
\nWell as the couch in the living room
\nAnd, well, they caught him.<\/p>\n
In a scene worthy of
\nTorquemada, they tossed him
\nInto the arena of objects of cat humour
\nAnd I think their careful attentions did him
\nIn; at least, he seemed to be
\nGoing into cardiac arrest.<\/p>\n
Last seen, he departed hastily
\nDown our well.
\nYes, the mouse was
\nDowned and drowned down
\nIn our well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
That mouse You know, that mouse That piqued your interest By putting you up on a chair That time you were screaming Yeah, that mouse. Well, the cats Had some fun last night as Well as exercise for the mouse … Continue reading