{"id":2120,"date":"2009-09-29T18:47:09","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T22:47:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=2120"},"modified":"2009-10-01T08:47:29","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T12:47:29","slug":"a-serious-afternoon%e2%80%94not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/09\/29\/a-serious-afternoon%e2%80%94not\/","title":{"rendered":"A serious afternoon\u2014not!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the VIP Lounge of our Civic Complex<br \/>\non Tuesday afternoons, we retired folk<br \/>\ncongregate at the call of the Director<br \/>\nto play Duplicate Bridge.<\/p>\n<p>My partner and I usually do quite well;<br \/>\nwe are often in the top three, sometimes<br \/>\nfirst. In fact, two weeks ago <!--more-->we were<br \/>\nTop Over All\u2014nothing to sneeze at.<\/p>\n<p>This report is not bragging\u2014certainly not;<br \/>\nit is more like self-mutilation: the last<br \/>\ntwo weeks have seen us take part<br \/>\nin what can only be described as<\/p>\n<p>an exercise in humility.<\/p>\n<p>I have failed to return my partner&#8217;s suit<br \/>\nwhen she had the ace; she has put me<br \/>\ninto seven spades when we were missing<br \/>\nthree aces. The explanation is simple:<\/p>\n<p>we need a good laugh.<\/p>\n<p>And we are certainly getting it:<br \/>\nif points are given for giggling, chuckling,<br \/>\nand laughing out loud, we came first<br \/>\nfor that this afternoon, in spite of the score.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes nothing needs to make sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On days when nothing goes right, all you can do is laugh. (#927) <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/09\/29\/a-serious-afternoon%e2%80%94not\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[338,3],"tags":[706,64,282,461,57,65,707],"class_list":["post-2120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-poetry","tag-card-games","tag-duplicate-bridge","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-recreation","tag-self-deprecation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}