{"id":2091,"date":"2009-09-25T20:19:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-26T00:19:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=2091"},"modified":"2009-09-26T19:47:36","modified_gmt":"2009-09-26T23:47:36","slug":"moon-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/09\/25\/moon-water\/","title":{"rendered":"moon water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To grout the flagstones in my new walk<br \/>\nI obtained ten sealed plastic bags<br \/>\nof polycrete. The idea was to spread<br \/>\nthe polycrete so that it filled the spaces<br \/>\nbetween the rocks. Then I would sweep<br \/>\nthe polycrete off the rocks, leaving<br \/>\nspaces filled. Next, I would water<!--more--><br \/>\nthe whole area until little puddles formed,<br \/>\nand leave it for some time to change<br \/>\nfirst to a gel, then to solid joints of grout.<\/p>\n<p>Horror of horrors!<br \/>\nWater had seeped<br \/>\ninto almost every bag,<br \/>\nleaving the sandy mix<br \/>\nunusable.<\/p>\n<p>I shake my head.<\/p>\n<p>There is a great jubilation<br \/>\nin certain parts of the scientific community<br \/>\nbecause sand saturated with water<br \/>\nhas been discovered near the south pole<br \/>\nof the moon. If only they had told me<br \/>\nthey needed water saturated sand.<br \/>\nAnd mine&#8217;s even poly-something or other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My landscaping might have scientific relevance! (#923) <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/09\/25\/moon-water\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[338,7,3,416],"tags":[282,312,461,57,688,133,575,165],"class_list":["post-2091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-mild-mannered-opinion","category-poetry","category-thoughts-below-ground","tag-funny","tag-home","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-landscaping","tag-satire","tag-science","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}