He sits in his garage beside the house;
\nSometimes he’s fat and other times quite thin.
\nYou wonder if he just can’t stand his spouse,
\nOr if perhaps his spouse just can’t stand him.<\/p>\n
The impetus to sit alone I question;
\nIs there some problem he is trying to solve?
\nI wonder if he’d hear a short suggestion,
\nAnd go inside before his shorts dissolve.<\/p>\n
Varieties of men are solitary
\nIn many tasks like writing, it’s allowed
\nBut sitting lonesome on your derry-airy ‘s
\nnot only antisocial, it’s too proud.<\/p>\n
So if you spend your time in a garage,
\nPrepare yourself inside for a barrage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
He sits in his garage beside the house; Sometimes he’s fat and other times quite thin. You wonder if he just can’t stand his spouse, Or if perhaps his spouse just can’t stand him. The impetus to sit alone I … Continue reading