{"id":2009,"date":"2009-09-12T23:53:13","date_gmt":"2009-09-13T03:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=2009"},"modified":"2009-09-13T21:47:51","modified_gmt":"2009-09-14T01:47:51","slug":"chapel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/09\/12\/chapel\/","title":{"rendered":"chapel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trying not to think about sex<br \/>\nwhen you are fifteen and<br \/>\nsitting in church<\/p>\n<p>is like trying to hide<br \/>\nfrom a spot light<br \/>\nat centre stage.<\/p>\n<p>I saw naked female body parts<!--more--><br \/>\nin the oak grain<br \/>\nof the pews,<\/p>\n<p>and across the aisle or ahead<br \/>\nbra straps and other swellings<br \/>\nthrough very chaste blouses.<\/p>\n<p>It was like a conspiracy to keep<br \/>\nme vibrating and it was<br \/>\nhard to ignore<\/p>\n<p>in spite of the obvious<br \/>\nconsequences of such<br \/>\ninappropriate thoughts<\/p>\n<p>and I couldn&#8217;t even spell<br \/>\ninappropriate\u2014is that a hint of<br \/>\nnipple on that statue of Mary?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes the mind wants to do the opposite of what it is supposed to. (#910) <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/09\/12\/chapel\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[338,3,416],"tags":[396,461,57,215,130],"class_list":["post-2009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-poetry","category-thoughts-below-ground","tag-adolescence","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-religion","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2009"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}