{"id":1704,"date":"2009-03-30T08:14:18","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T12:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=1704"},"modified":"2009-03-29T15:37:55","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T19:37:55","slug":"incident-in-a-framing-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/03\/30\/incident-in-a-framing-store\/","title":{"rendered":"Incident in a framing store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a painting<br \/>\nof a Glengarry cow.<br \/>\nThe artist, who may be here tonight,<br \/>\nhad rendered it from the side<br \/>\nwith her own unique vision<br \/>\nthe way Van Gogh did.<br \/>\nPrice: $320, sturdily framed.<\/p>\n<p>Into the store<br \/>\nwhich has long since vanished<br \/>\ncame, breathless,<br \/>\na young woman.<br \/>\n\u201cI got your call.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d said the proprietor.<br \/>\nAnd pointed dramatically<br \/>\nto the latest<br \/>\nframed pencil-signed<br \/>\nevery-blade-of-grass<br \/>\nhyper-photographic<br \/>\nlimited edition reproduction<br \/>\nof a foraging racoon<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNumber 3407 of 4500\u2013<br \/>\na good number:<br \/>\nonly eight-fifty,<br \/>\nbeautifully framed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll take one,\u201d<br \/>\nsaid the breathless woman<br \/>\nand forked over $850<br \/>\nplus tax.<\/p>\n<p>The cow\u2019s udders<br \/>\nhung, massive,<br \/>\nreproaching the farmer<br \/>\nwho was elsewhere occupied.<\/p>\n<p>[podcast]http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/podcast\/incident_in_a_framing_store.mp3[\/podcast]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This poem was a candidate for my reading at the mayor&#8217;s celebration of the arts at Aultsville Theatre March 28, 2009. <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/03\/30\/incident-in-a-framing-store\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,7,3,416],"tags":[614,623,193],"class_list":["post-1704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lotus-eaters","category-mild-mannered-opinion","category-poetry","category-thoughts-below-ground","tag-mayors-gala-for-the-arts","tag-painting","tag-voice-recording"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}