{"id":1463,"date":"2009-01-22T08:15:52","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T12:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=1463"},"modified":"2009-02-18T02:08:46","modified_gmt":"2009-02-18T06:08:46","slug":"insidious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/01\/22\/insidious\/","title":{"rendered":"insidious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a minute, Charmaine: I see one over there\u2014shit!<br \/>\nThat bitch beat me to it! I&#8217;ll have to get back to you\u2014<br \/>\nNo, I&#8217;m in the hardware section; you know, where that<br \/>\ntall guy with the big blue eyes\u2014no, I&#8217;m not; He&#8217;s wearing<br \/>\na ring, for godsakes! Charmaine, I&#8217;m going to hang up if you\u2014<br \/>\nHold on, there&#8217;s a throw rug that&#8217;s be perfect for the den:<br \/>\nand it&#8217;s only eighty-five dollars! Just a sec;<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s a label here somewhere: China. Why? Hell, it&#8217;s<br \/>\npure wool and acrylic, and the colours are perfect for\u2014<br \/>\nCharmaine, I realize Henry works at Weavers, but<br \/>\nit&#8217;s only eighty-five\u2014What do you mean, &#8220;worked&#8221;?<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t cry. Honey, what you need is a good cry<br \/>\non a good shoulder. I&#8217;ll see you at Tim&#8217;s.<br \/>\nWith the money I&#8217;m saving here,<br \/>\nlunch is on me.<\/p>\n<p>[podcast]http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/podcast\/insidious.mp3[\/podcast]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a minute, Charmaine: I see one over there\u2014shit! That bitch beat me to it! I&#8217;ll have to get back to you\u2014 No, I&#8217;m in the hardware section; you know, where that tall guy with the big blue eyes\u2014no, I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/01\/22\/insidious\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,3],"tags":[381,66,133,421,601,193,383],"class_list":["post-1463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dramatic-monologue","category-poetry","tag-box-stores","tag-relationships","tag-satire","tag-social-stupidity","tag-tim-hortons","tag-voice-recording","tag-wal-mart"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}