{"id":141,"date":"2007-02-10T06:28:01","date_gmt":"2007-02-10T11:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/02\/10\/look-healthy\/"},"modified":"2007-02-10T06:28:01","modified_gmt":"2007-02-10T11:28:01","slug":"look-healthy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2007\/02\/10\/look-healthy\/","title":{"rendered":"look healthy"},"content":{"rendered":"

This shampoo \u2014
\nThis cosmetic \u2014
\nThis procedure \u2014<\/p>\n

\u2014 will make you look<\/em> healthy
\nyour smile will be perfect
\nyou will radiate youth
\nshiny hair
\nconfidence
\nyou can take your place
\nas a successful human being<\/p>\n

This product \u2014
\n\u2014 will make your stuff smell clean
\nyour livingroom will welcome guests
\nyour bedroom will be heaven<\/p>\n

Carefully,
\nsniff your armpit
\nthe back of your hand
\ngather a hem
\ntake a whiff
\nstick your finger into your crotch
\nsniff carefully
\nwould you want to live there?
\nhere’s a hint:
\nspray your crotch with
\nthis
\nand you would<\/em>
\nwant to live there<\/p>\n

You smell good;
\nYour teeth are
\nwhite as snow;
\nyour hair shines
\nlike a halo;
\nyou are a picture of health
\nand happiness,
\nand you live in
\na gentle fresh breeze:<\/p>\n

you are ready
\nto go to heaven
\nGod will approve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This shampoo \u2014 This cosmetic \u2014 This procedure \u2014 \u2014 will make you look healthy your smile will be perfect you will radiate youth shiny hair confidence you can take your place as a successful human being This product \u2014 … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}