{"id":1405,"date":"2009-01-06T01:08:44","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T05:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=1405"},"modified":"2017-05-11T11:16:11","modified_gmt":"2017-05-11T15:16:11","slug":"baritime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/01\/06\/baritime\/","title":{"rendered":"baritime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Take apart a barbershop chord:<br \/>\nhear those singers croon and moan;<br \/>\ncraft the harmonies we adore:<br \/>\nLead, Tenor, Bass and Baritone.<\/p>\n<p>Lead is the singer who sings the tune<br \/>\nsweetly, gently long and true<\/p>\n<p>Tenor is the one who adds the sparkle:<br \/>\nright at the top where the birdies warble.<\/p>\n<p>Bass is the basis for the masculine sound:<br \/>\nplants his feet on solid ground.<\/p>\n<p>Then we come to the Baritone:<br \/>\nBari notes can make you feel stoned.<\/p>\n<p>Let me explain before you get mad:<br \/>\nBaris get the notes the other guys need.<br \/>\nBaritone notes are kind of sad:<br \/>\nthe Bari part sounds like a crow on weed.<\/p>\n<p>Barbershoppers tell an old joke:<br \/>\nit&#8217;s about Baris and it goes like this:<br \/>\nif you sing Bari there&#8217;s something broke;<br \/>\ngarbage notes\u00a0are a Bari&#8217;s bliss.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I sing Bari, and I have found<br \/>\nbari is the part that makes the rest ring<br \/>\nwhen you sing Bari you hear the sound<br \/>\nfrom the heart of the chords\u2014it&#8217;s how we sing!<\/p>\n<p>Take apart a barbershop chord:<br \/>\nhear those singers croon and moan;<br \/>\ncraft the harmonies we adore:<br \/>\nLead, Tenor, Bass and Baritone.<\/p>\n<p>[podcast]http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/podcast\/baritime.mp3[\/podcast]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take apart a barbershop chord: hear those singers croon and moan; craft the harmonies we adore: Lead, Tenor, Bass and Baritone. Lead is the singer who sings the tune sweetly, gently long and true Tenor is the one who adds &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2009\/01\/06\/baritime\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,338,3],"tags":[993,594,461,57,535,133,193],"class_list":["post-1405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barbershop-singing","category-fun","category-poetry","tag-barbershop-singing","tag-baritone","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-quartet","tag-satire","tag-voice-recording"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1405"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4402,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions\/4402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}