{"id":1298,"date":"2008-12-03T19:47:57","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T23:47:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/?p=1298"},"modified":"2008-12-07T19:56:36","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:56:36","slug":"sitting-in-a-three-armed-gown-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/12\/03\/sitting-in-a-three-armed-gown-2\/","title":{"rendered":"sitting in a three-armed gown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The technician called the balding guy<br \/>\nwith the slightly bleeding<br \/>\nshunt in the crook of his arm,<br \/>\nwith whom I had compared notes<br \/>\nabout the insipid iodine solution<br \/>\nwe were both drinking:<br \/>\nhe departed the tiny room,<br \/>\none hand holding together<br \/>\nthe back of his hospital gown.<\/p>\n<p>I started hoping they had some<br \/>\nthree-armed gowns so I wouldn&#8217;t have<br \/>\nto hold the back together as I departed<br \/>\nwhen it was my turn for the CT scan.<\/p>\n<p>I was still fully dressed,<br \/>\nnow the only patient sitting there<br \/>\ncalmly reading an intergalactic novel,<br \/>\nwith another two beakers<br \/>\nof iodine to come. I knew the drill.<\/p>\n<p>Soon I was joined by a pair of women<br \/>\nwho soon revealed<br \/>\none was a patient whose husband<br \/>\ndied twenty-seven years ago<br \/>\nand the other was a friend<br \/>\nwho had driven her to the appointment,<br \/>\nwhose husband had died last year.<\/p>\n<p>I listened as they compared<br \/>\nnotes on living alone<br \/>\nand the feasibility of dogs<br \/>\ngiven by anxious relatives<br \/>\nwho did not want them to be alone.<\/p>\n<p>Soon the elder woman&#8217;s beverage arrived,<br \/>\nand I engaged her in an effort<br \/>\nto find a suitable description<br \/>\nfor the insipid, slightly metallic fluid:<br \/>\nwe could not. Her companion,<br \/>\nthe younger widow, was amused<br \/>\njauntily suggested we should all suck<br \/>\non lemons and salt and pretend it was tequila.<\/p>\n<p>We were joined singly by two men<br \/>\nwho each in turn rummaged through<br \/>\nthe selection of religious, lifestyle,<br \/>\nand health community pamphlets<br \/>\nfor something to do,<br \/>\nand then subsided into meditation<br \/>\nas one does in waiting rooms.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse handed me<br \/>\na folded pale green hospital gown:<br \/>\n<em>Take off everything<br \/>\nbut your shoes, socks, and underpants.<br \/>\nDo you know how to put on<br \/>\n<\/em><em>a three-armed gown?<\/em><br \/>\nWhen I emerged from the cubicle<\/p>\n<p>the older widow looked at the layers<br \/>\nof shirt, pants, undershirt<br \/>\nshelved on my forearms\u2014<br \/>\n<em>Your wife has you well-trained:<br \/>\nI could never get my husband to fold<br \/>\nanything<\/em>\u2014<br \/>\nshe shuddered as if something cold<br \/>\nhad arrived.<\/p>\n<p>I sat facing her in my three-armed gown<br \/>\ntrying to keep my hairy knees together.<br \/>\nThe flat pile of clothes became a table<br \/>\nfor my fists. They felt disconnected<br \/>\nfrom me, as if they should be male and<br \/>\nholding burgers or beer.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to see her<br \/>\nfifty years ago, across a noisy bar,<br \/>\nher index finger tracing her full red lips<br \/>\ninstead of worrying the rim of the empty<br \/>\npaper cup. I went back further:<\/p>\n<p>I was eating lunch at Jimmy&#8217;s place<br \/>\nand had finished my peas but Jimmy&#8217;s mother<br \/>\nlooking at her ration books noticed that<br \/>\nJimmy hadn&#8217;t touched his.<br \/>\nAnd she was going to open her mouth<br \/>\nand the words were going to come out<br \/>\nand drive a wedge right down the table.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know, I just folded them<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nand her husband hadn&#8217;t finished his<br \/>\nand the damn three-armed gown<br \/>\nwas making me keep my knees together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The technician called the balding guy with the slightly bleeding shunt in the crook of his arm, with whom I had compared notes about the insipid iodine solution we were both drinking: he departed the tiny room, one hand holding &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2008\/12\/03\/sitting-in-a-three-armed-gown-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}