{"id":111,"date":"2006-04-14T17:47:41","date_gmt":"2006-04-14T22:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/04\/14\/shes-like\/"},"modified":"2006-04-15T22:22:56","modified_gmt":"2006-04-16T02:22:56","slug":"shes-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/04\/14\/shes-like\/","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s, like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man, when I was a kid<br \/>\nI&#8217;d, like dream sometimes<br \/>\nand there&#8217;d be this woman<br \/>\nwho was so absolutely amazing, like<br \/>\nshe&#8217;d be, just perfect, Man<!--more--><br \/>\nbut in the dream, Man, I could<br \/>\nnever actually talk to her or even<br \/>\nthink about getting any closer to<br \/>\nher than, like to the moon, Man<br \/>\nat least that&#8217;s what I&#8217;d tell Sarah<br \/>\nand, like she understood, like<br \/>\non account of she was, like a girl<br \/>\nbut more one of the guys, like?<\/p>\n<p>So I had a bunch of really, like<br \/>\nstupid dating adventures, Man<br \/>\nlike, I could never know what<br \/>\nto say, and I&#8217;d, like tell Sarah<br \/>\nand she&#8217;d laugh and tell me<br \/>\nto look around and  wake up<br \/>\nso most of the time I&#8217;d<br \/>\nbe standing on one side of<br \/>\nthe dance floor looking, trying to<br \/>\nwake up as she said, and the girls<br \/>\nwould be, like together on<br \/>\nthe other side of the dance floor<br \/>\nlike, dancing together and I<br \/>\nhadn&#8217;t a clue about that?<\/p>\n<p>So one day I&#8217;m like, no longer a kid<br \/>\nbut not much is happening in the<br \/>\nlove department and I&#8217;m walking<br \/>\nwith, you know, Sarah who was not<br \/>\nreally a girl but a friend, like<br \/>\nI used to tell stuff to, like I said<br \/>\nand I realize she&#8217;s like, hugging<br \/>\nmy arm and I can, like<br \/>\nwell it&#8217;s kind of intense, like<br \/>\nI can feel her breast kind of soft<br \/>\nbut insistent pressing against my<br \/>\nelbow and I think, like this is<br \/>\nin the middle of the street, Man<br \/>\nand this has got to be an accident<br \/>\nand Sarah doesn&#8217;t know what&#8217;s happening<br \/>\nbut then I look over at Sarah and, like<br \/>\nit&#8217;s Sarah, you know, and she smiles, like<br \/>\nwe have a secret and Sarah hugs my arm<br \/>\nSarah, but then I realize, like<br \/>\nthunder man, that Sarah, she&#8217;s,<br \/>\nlike, the one?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, when I was a kid I&#8217;d, like dream sometimes and there&#8217;d be this woman who was so absolutely amazing, like she&#8217;d be, just perfect, Man<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative-writing","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3784,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/3784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}