{"id":110,"date":"2006-04-13T20:37:14","date_gmt":"2006-04-14T01:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/04\/13\/hes-like\/"},"modified":"2006-04-14T17:48:23","modified_gmt":"2006-04-14T22:48:23","slug":"hes-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/2006\/04\/13\/hes-like\/","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s, like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s like<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t wanna do this no more<br \/>\nAnd she&#8217;s like<br \/>\nSo, I ain&#8217;t stoppin&#8217; you: go!<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s like<!--more--><br \/>\nYou&#8217;re so screwed up<br \/>\nAnd she&#8217;s like<br \/>\nSo go!<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s like<br \/>\nThere you go again; I can&#8217;t talk to you<br \/>\nAnd she&#8217;s like<br \/>\nSo, go already<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s like<br \/>\nWhy are you smiling?<br \/>\nAnd she&#8217;s like<br \/>\nWhat do you care?<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s like<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re smiling<br \/>\nAnd she&#8217;s like<br \/>\nSo what&#8217;s it to you?<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s like<br \/>\nCome here<br \/>\nAnd she&#8217;s like<br \/>\nNo<br \/>\nAnd then he&#8217;s got his arms around her and he&#8217;s like \u2014<\/p>\n<p>There are goofy, sort of crooked smiles<br \/>\nThat plant themselves on faces<br \/>\nBefore and after kissing<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s so funny? she says<br \/>\nAnd he says I&#8217;m just happy<br \/>\nI smile when I&#8217;m happy<\/p>\n<p>And she, not used to happiness<br \/>\nSmiles back but hurts her face<br \/>\nWith the unaccustomed exertion<\/p>\n<p>Her lips peel back from her teeth<br \/>\nMuch the way a croocodile<br \/>\ncontemplates meat.<\/p>\n<p>But this is a feast she is part of<br \/>\nThe condiments are sweat and lipstick<br \/>\nThe cutlery is fingernails and cotton<\/p>\n<p>Her second smile does not hurt so much<br \/>\nShe is becoming used to smiling<br \/>\nWhen next he smiles she doesn&#8217;t ask<\/p>\n<p>She just gets ready to eat.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s like, nummy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s like I don&#8217;t wanna do this no more And she&#8217;s like So, I ain&#8217;t stoppin&#8217; you: go! And he&#8217;s like<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative-writing","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/riverwriter.ca\/wordcurrents\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}