Why you might want to contact riverwriter:
1. You are a fan, and you are too shy to write a fan letter in public.
2. You want to know who could be crazy enough to write all this stuff. Who knows? he might answer.
3. You’d like to hire riverwriter to write something for a special occasion. Something that will really say what you want.
4. You want to know what poetry is about.
5. You want to disagree about one of his reviews. Or agree.
Anyway, whatever your reason, here’s where you do it: