Cruel Gruel

Autocorrect is stalking sulking today:
imperiously, it information informs me
my bananas are boring: banal, it says;
and pea soap soup will be sudden sudsy tonight
like the Liszt lists on my phone.

Father Furthermore, the petal petulant punish punster
spans spawns impish impetuous interruptions, sits insists
my missile misletoe mistyped Mam for Mom dunces dances Mamba
and before I knowledge know it, Mamba Mom is pissed.

I knowledge know I’m alter all thumbs,
but this is riding
ride dick ridiculous calm calumny.
Donkey Don’t you thank think?


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About riverwriter

Poet, playwright, duplicate bridge player, website designer, cottager, husband, father, grandfather, former athlete, carpenter, computer helper for my friends, theatre designer, backstage polymath, retired teacher of highschool English, drama, art, a baritone singer in a barbershop quartet, who knows what else? wordcurrents is on Facebook: Doug also has a Facebook page, "Incognitio", related to his novels.
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