Vignette: Two old guys walking in heavy traffic

Tommy:     So, do you get out much?

Walter:     Sorry?

Tommy:     So you go walking often?

Walter:     Oh, I have some lozenges,  but I can’t reach ‘em; they’re in my inside jacket pocket.

Tommy:     That guy should fix his muffler.

Walter:     What?

Tommy:     I said he should fix his muffler!

Walter:     Can’t hear you: that car is so LOUD.

Tommy:     No, it shouldn’t. They should take them off the road.

Walter:     No, I never get a cold. It’s just allergies.

Tommy:     Why would you count calories? You’re skinny as a dog’s tail.

Walter:     That’s ’cause every day I get out walking.

Tommy:     Oh.

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Poet, playwright, duplicate bridge player, website designer, cottager, husband, father, grandfather, former athlete, carpenter, computer helper for my friends, theatre designer, backstage polymath, retired teacher of highschool English, drama, art, a baritone singer in a barbershop quartet, who knows what else? wordcurrents is on Facebook: Doug also has a Facebook page, "Incognitio", related to his novels.
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