legal question

Excuse me, I know this is a party,
but while you have a moment,
I wonder if you would answer
a legal question for me?

I suppose you get this all the time
when somebody drags you
into a corner at a party;
but this will just take a minute:

Is it legal
for whoever does this sort of thing
to give us two Octobers
instead of June and July?

I mean, what’s the point?
We had two cold, windy,
mud-caked, stay-indoor months
and I want to know if it’s legal.

You like it, eh?
Let’s sue the bastards!

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Poet, playwright, duplicate bridge player, website designer, cottager, husband, father, grandfather, former athlete, carpenter, computer helper for my friends, theatre designer, backstage polymath, retired teacher of highschool English, drama, art, a baritone singer in a barbershop quartet, who knows what else? wordcurrents is on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wordcurrents/ Doug also has a Facebook page, "Incognitio", related to his novels.
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