herding cats

The following commands
are totally useless:

Off the counter, you!
Get out of there!
No! No! No!
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Please go to sleep; it’s 2 am!
Get out of that jewelery box!
This is my food; eat your own!
Don’t eat that mouse in here!
Consider the folly of your ways!

The following commands
work every time:

I’m hungry; feed me.
Caress me while I purr.
Adore me.

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Poet, playwright, duplicate bridge player, website designer, cottager, husband, father, grandfather, former athlete, carpenter, computer helper for my friends, theatre designer, backstage polymath, retired teacher of highschool English, drama, art, a baritone singer in a barbershop quartet, who knows what else? wordcurrents is on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wordcurrents/ Doug also has a Facebook page, "Incognitio", related to his novels.
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