“P” — pastime for the multitudes:
from joke to fetish to vegetable,
infancy to prostatitis to senility
(and what is more vegetative than senility?)
“Thus she maketh her great Ps” (Shakespeare)
“P” veers between obsession and obscurity
We all do it, have it, but nobody needs to talk about it.
So we won’t.
Advice for “P”
Focus on the good times: